Saturday 27 April 2024

Keith at Smile

It isn't often, to be honest, that my attention would be piqued by the appearance in the obituary columns of a hairdresser - but, in the case of Mr Keith Wainwright, who has departed for the great "Blow'n'Go boutique" in Fabulon, he deserves recognition.

Not only was he a pioneer of the "unisex salon" in the Swinging 60s (when his clients included Roy Wood, The Move, Cat Stevens, The Walker Brothers and Elton John)...

...but, at his salon Smile, he also developed the formula for "unnatural" hair colours, which became wildly popular during the Punk era in the late 70s! Derek Jarman recruited him to style his films, and it was thanks to his work on Jubilee that he developed a life-long friendship and working relationship with one of its stars Toyah Wilcox - creating most of her outlandish hairdos during her chart-dominating era in the 1980s [a sample of which is featured above]. Read her tribute.

Such was his fame among the trend-setters, he was simply referred to as "Keith from Smile" - and was even name-checked by the Pet Shop Boys in this simply faboo track from their 2012 album Elysium [here accompanied by a most marvellous video compilation by a super-fan]:

I thought it was like a film
reviewed but never seen
where everybody played themselves
as a drama king or queen
The music was overwhelming
glittering and thin
solemn and shabby like a requiem
in denim and leopardskin

I visualised the flashbacks:
school, punk rock, success
parties, too much of everything
the clichés, the candles, the mess

Lucien in the scene with David
Bryan in a tux
A copy of Ritz in Zanzibar
Old Hollywood redux
Ossie’s last collection
Biba’s closing sale
A little more rouge on the powdered cheeks
but the base is pale

This is our last chance for goodbye
Let the music begin
Shining and soaring like a requiem
in denim and leopardskin

It ended with a motorbike
a search for evidence
poring over old photographs
to make it all fake sense
Glamorous in its own way
Shouting above the din
Solemn and shabby like a requiem
in denim and leopardskin

Johnny’s wearing brothel-creepers
Malcolm’s round the block
Adam’s in a Jarman film
The look is “Let It Rock”
A Johnson’s leather jacket
Hair by Keith at Smile
All you need to make it big
is sex and style

This is our last chance for goodbye
Let the music begin
Shining and soaring like a requiem
in denim and leopardskin
This is our last chance for goodbye
Let the music begin
Shining and soaring like a requiem
in denim and leopardskin

RIP, Keith Wainwright MBE (October 1944 – April 2024)

Friday 26 April 2024

Don't jump before you look

You know you're getting old when...

...you discover that the elfin Andy Bell of Erasure was 60 years old yesterday!

How fitting, as the joyful prospect of the impending weekend hoves into view, that we have an excuse (as if any were needed) to start the party with one of the great man's crowning glories!

Thank Disco It's Friday!


We'll be together again
I've been waiting for a long time
We're gonna be, we're gonna be
Together again
I've been connected to the right line
We'll be together and nobody ain't never
Gonna disconnect us or ever separate us
Or say to us you've got to

Stop!
Stand there where you are
Before you go too far
Before you make a fool out of love
Stop!
Don't jump before you look
Get hung upon a hook
Before you make a fool out of love

We'll be together again
I've been waiting for a long time
We're gonna be we're gonna be
Together again
I've been connected to the right line
We'll be together and nobody ain't never
Gonna disconnect us or ever separate us
Or say to us you've got to

Stop!
Stand there where you are
Before you go too far
Before you make a fool out of love
Stop!
Don't jump before you look
Get hung upon a hook
Before you make a fool out of love

We'll be together and nobody ain't never
Gonna disconnect us or ever separate us
Or say to us you've got to

Stop!
Stand there where you are
Before you go too far
Before you make a fool out of love
Stop!
Don't jump before you look
Get hung upon a hook
Before you make a fool out of love

Utterly faboo!

Many (belated) happy returns, Andrew Ivan Bell (born 25th April 1964)

Have a great weekend, dear reader!

Thursday 25 April 2024

The Prom, Prom, Prom! Where the brass bands play, "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!"

What do Daniel Barenboim, Doctor Who, Dvorak and Disco, Beethoven’s Choral Symphony, Benjamin Britten, Bruckner, Brahms and Burt Bacharach, Kirill Petrenko, The King’s Singers and the Kanneh-Masons, Sir Simon Rattle, Symphonie Fantastique, Sakari Oramo, Sarah Vaughan, Sam Smith and Smetana, Henry Mancini, Handel and Holst, Charles Villiers Stanford, CBeebies, Carmen and Clara Schumann, Antonio Pappano, Anne-Sophie Mutter, A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Angel Blue, the Paraorchestra, the "Pathetique" (Tchaikovsky's Symphony No 6), Purcell and Puccini, as well as Mendelssohn, Marisha Wallace, the BBC Singers, VOCES8, Fauré, Nick Drake, Dame Evelyn Glennie, Laura Mvula, Yo-Yo Ma, Stevie Wonder, Wynton Marsalis, Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue, Verdi's Requiem, Florence and the Machine, Jules Buckley - and Rule, Britannia! - have in common?

Yes, of course - the mightiest musical "festival" on Earth, the BBC Proms Season has been announced, and every one of  'em is in the mix of delights on offer...

Read a basic guide to The Proms, its history and other associated bits'n'pieces, courtesy of Country and Town House magazine.

The comprehensive guide to the entire season on the BBC.

The Proms Season opens on 19th July, and the Last Night of the Proms is on 14th September 2024. Enjoy!

Another bit of sparkle has gone from our lives

Sad news, as we bid a fond farewell to a stalwart of the drag circuit in the UK for the last thirty years, Miss Jason - who has departed for the Cabaret Tent in Fabulon:

Cheers, dear!

RIP, Miss Jason aka Jason Sutton

Wednesday 24 April 2024

Thought for the day

Kath & Kim.

A classic - now available on Netflix, for those of you who subscribe to it.

Tuesday 23 April 2024

Red, white and blue, what do they mean to you?


[The real story]

Happy St George's Day to all our English chums!

Here, have an anthem...


PS

Hoist the flag would you, dear boy?

Monday 22 April 2024

Don't make no lifer out of me


This is how I always greet a Monday. NOT!

Too soon, too soon. I'd hardly got in the "weekend mood", and here we are again. Same old shit, different day week.

Hey ho.

Among a raft of birthday celebrants that include Issey Miyake, Glen Campbell, Bettie Page, Kathleen Ferrier, Jack Nicholson, J. Robert Oppenheimer, Yehudi Menuhin, Vladimir Nabokov, Dame Ethel Smyth, Immanuel Kant, Henry Fielding, Charles Mingus, Peter Frampton, Donald Tusk, Aaron Spelling, and - erm - Vladimir Lenin, it's "The Pope of Filth" John Waters' birthday today!

On this Tacky Music Monday, we deserve this - a double-bill of Johnny Depp at his most gorgeous, in one of Mr Waters' finest films...

Have a good week, dear reader.